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                         BE YOUR OWN INTER-DIMENSIONAL BANK
                     </h1><br></br>
                     <p class="blurb">
-                       WOW is sound magic internet money. With WOW, you are your own interdimensional bank! Your accounts and transactions remain private until the end of time. Evade taxes, meme, and bribe public officials with complete anonymity. Download one of our many wallets and get started.
+                       WOW is sound magic internet money. With WOW, you are your own interdimensional bank! Your accounts and transactions remain private until the end of time. Meme with complete anonymity. Download one of our many wallets and get started.
                     </p>
                     <a href="https://git.wownero.com/wowlet/wowlet/releases" class="myButton-x2-first">WOWLET</a>
                     <a href="https://forum.wownero.com/t/how-to-install-wonerujo-android-wallet/358" class="myButton-x2">WOWNERUJO</a>
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                         BE YOUR OWN INTER-DIMENSIONAL BANK
                     </h1><br></br>
                     <p class="blurb">
-                       WOW is sound magic internet money. With WOW, you are your own interdimensional bank! Your accounts and transactions remain private until the end of time. Evade taxes, meme, and bribe public officials with complete anonymity. Download one of our many wallets and get started.
+                       WOW is sound magic internet money. With WOW, you are your own interdimensional bank! Your accounts and transactions remain private until the end of time. Meme with complete anonymity. Download one of our many wallets and get started.
                     </p>
                     <a href="https://git.wownero.com/wowlet/wowlet/releases" class="myButton-x2-mobile">WOWLET</a>
                     <a href="https://forum.wownero.com/t/how-to-install-wonerujo-android-wallet/358" class="myButton-x2-mobile">WOWNERUJO</a>