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89 lines
3.2 KiB
89 lines
3.2 KiB
'use strict';
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export const messages = [
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"This could take a while. Or not. Who knows? It might even give you an error!",
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"Two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.",
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"You will soon have an out of money experience.",
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"Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.",
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"Hard work pay off in future. Laziness pay off now.",
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"The crypto apocalypse is near, might as well have dessert.",
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"This coin is no good. Try another.",
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"Of all the shitcoins, you picked WOW. Congratulations!",
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"WOW is going nowhere, but at least the path is interesting.",
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"Indecision is key to flexibility.",
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"A day without sunshine is like night.",
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"The fortune you seek is in another wallet.",
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"You have kleptomania. Take some WOW for it.",
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"perl5 is just syntax; CPAN is the language",
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"This software sucks. Why are you executing random crap from the internet?",
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"Linux sucks.",
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"Windows sucks.",
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"OSX sucks.",
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"TempleOS ftw.",
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"Perl sucks.",
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"garyzeasshole sucks.",
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'My hobby is \'collecting magic internet money\'.',
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'Hacking Roger Ver.',
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'Hacking Statue of liberty.',
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'Monero is better. You should use it.',
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'Hacking Area 51.',
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'Hacking the Illuminati.',
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'Hacking everyone.',
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'PRIVMSG garyzeasshole A/S/L?\\r\\n',
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'Hacking all banks.',
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'Be your own bank. lol.',
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'Hacking fluffypony.',
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'Making WOW great again.',
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'Ordering Kebab.',
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'Ordering Pizza.',
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'SELECT * INTO OUTFILE \'/tmp/kek.dump\' FROM users; DROP TABLE clients; #cunts',
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'SELECT * FROM users WHERE id = 105 OR 1=1;',
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'¯\\_(ツ)_/¯',
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'Shorting MoneroV.',
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'Losing private keys.',
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'Shorting Verge.',
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'Boating accidents.',
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'Forking Wownero.',
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'Stealing wowbux funds.',
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'Spamming bitcointalk.org.',
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'Shilling wownero on reddit.',
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'Spambot attacking freenode.',
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'Hacking jwintern.',
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'Hacking dsc.',
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'Stealing WFS funds.',
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'Trolling Perl community.',
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'Don\'t you dare spending any WOW today.',
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'No Doubt - Don\'t Speak',
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'Adding N to (X)',
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'Running garytheasshole\'s oneliners...',
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'.seen mattcode',
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'Checking gap in pond',
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'Check can withdraw new purse',
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'Sun is not doing, Allah is doing',
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'When block?',
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'When payout?',
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'When fork?',
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'ö-pöpoo!',
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'Dividing integer by 0',
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'Initiating self-destruct function',
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'Yo mama so dumb, she thinks XRP is an actual cryptocurrency',
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'Executing DDoS attack on MoneroV\'s network',
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'Uploading private keys to FTP, please wait',
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'Connecting to SETI@home network',
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'GPS Location Service activated',
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'Exchanging your WOW for ERC-20 WOW tokens',
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'Calculating the answer to the great question of life, the universe, and everything',
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'Background mining initiated... CPU intensity 200%',
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'Trolling Masari community about their non-premine premine',
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'Deleting System32 folder',
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'Downloading BLACKED.Riley.Reid.XXX.SD.MP4',
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'Forming Voltron!',
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'Generating Wownero Roadmap...',
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'Generating Wownero Whitepaper...',
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'Sending all funds to wownero.win',
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'Shaving away klubus and grumbo',
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'Contacting Stealy for more plumbus',
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'Rebuilding WinoBot!'
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]
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